Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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