i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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