How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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