She said her name was "party"
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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