dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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