I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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