Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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