So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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