Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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