just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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