Plan B is the new Plan A
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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