Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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