Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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