I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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