Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize
