shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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