It's Friday. Sex?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
