...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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