But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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