i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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