RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
