im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize
