and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
third nipple confirmed
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On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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