So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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