You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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