420 ftw
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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