I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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