im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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