You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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