I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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You. Win. At. Life.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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