Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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