3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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