is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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