omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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