Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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