How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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