Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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