I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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