I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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