So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
