so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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