I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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