He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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