i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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