I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
This is the high leading the old right now
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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