Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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