i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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