What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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