I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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