Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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