I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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