Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background