Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You ate ashes out of my bong
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.