Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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